Blogpost numero 101

So, Marcus is ruining some chairs at the moment, and my brother left to go somewhere for 5 days :D. Marcus just crashed into something and it made a rather loud noise. I'm bored at the moment. Soooooo... Now you don't know what the truth is. Or do you? Or don't you? Or is the truth not you? But the truth isn't you. And the you isn't the truth. What am I talking about? Does the same rule apply to me? What am I talking about hahaha. Randomness.

Here's a cat ice-fishing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4uWPrBcFk&feature=feedrec_grec_index
and an amazing dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZXP_YoDHuo&feature=relmfu

This is a Blog Post

Skyrim Literal Trailer Hooray! A new literal trailer from Tobuscus! In other news, I recently discovered a game by the name of "Space Pirates and Zombies" now don't worry, the name actually makes sense. It's a top down free roaming space shooter, where you generate a galaxy and then go and try to get to the center of it fighting two other factions to get there. There is ship customization as well as zombies... the zombies have somehow taken control of spaceships and will fight against you, and if the ship jettisons it's zombie crew, they will float around and if they hit your ship while it's shields are down they will take it over, unless you have a large enough crew to fight them off. You can get it at spacepiratesandzombies.com It is currently on sale for $15. I also discovered a game called "Desktop Dungeons" a REALLY hard dungeon crawler, you can get that here:  QCFDesign.com for the low price of $0.

That's all for now

The Ol Hobbit

            One day, the old hobbit was hungry, so he went to Joe’s Bakery. Joe’s Bakery was a small family bakery owned by none other than Joe. What the old hobbit didn’t know, was that Joe had been driven out of business by Steve, who injected his yeast with meat to make it taste better, BUT, it was also screwing up vegetarians. So the old hobbit went to Joe’s Bakery only to learn it was closed. And so he knew, he would have to find the cause of this terrible shutdown!

Funny Pictures

Hahahaha look at the face

AH ZOMBEH!

Look at teh face again

Chihuahua = Scariest Dog Ever

Oh teh noes my nose is a tomato

Breakin the rules like an epic bird

OH NO MY EYES ARE MICROPHONES

*POP*

WATCH OUT ROBIN HOOD'S GONNA SHOOT YOU

EAT YOUR SUN OR YOU DONT GET DESSERT

But, my comic books told me they did?

A good wallpaper

A good picture, this is

I hope you enjoyed my compilation of pictures found on the good old interwebs! Goodbye!

So...

     So... I am a dwarf and I'm digging hole, diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole. Anyway, a mod I really enjoy for Mount and Blade was just updated and it's fun, I've been playing some Dungeon Siege recently which has also been fun. I also downloaded 3 portal campaigns, one of which has a REALLY hard test chamber.      So basically it is this wide open room where no portals can be placed, there is a medium drop to the ground which is covered in fire. The exit is closed and there is a button to your left inside the room and a storage cube across the chasm(?) on a platform by the exit. There is no floor, it is created as you walk, so basically you have to get the cube onto the button an then go through the door! Simple, right? WRONG! As soon as you enter the room, 20-30 rocket turrets come out of the walls on both sides of you. So now you have to run across as rocket turrets are shooting at you the ground is generating as you walk you grab the cube turn run back to the buttondrop the cube on the button then turn and jump through the door as the last 2 or 3 steps don't generate. Let's just say... I'm stuck.
     I also downloaded a couple of source mods,   Battlegrounds 2 which is basically a civil war multiplayer game. Dear Esther, which is sort of a book inside a game, there is really no gameplay except exploring a deserted island and listening as the story is told. Dino D-Day though this is actually only the demo, but the basic premise is that Hitler resurrected dinosaurs and uses them in his conquest for world domination. Fistful of Frags, a western multiplayer game. And Smokin Guns, another western multiplayer game.


Dino D-Day Trailer

Changing Two Words

So today I'm doing something were I have to rewrite "Serge opened his birthday present" 6 times because it's in the book meant to help me in my quest in writing about random things.
1. Serge opened his cellar door. 2. Serge ate his birthday cake. 3. Serge enjoyed his Christmas Present. 4. Serge destroyed his Christmas Cookie. 5. Serge attacked his birthday clown. 6. Steve liked his birthday present.

And now a short story. Once upon a time there was a chicken and a wolf and the wolf nommed the chicken. Little did the wolf know this was an evil and crafty chicken and the wolf had eaten a clone so he fails. The end.

And now I will write about where I would set a scary story:
Once upon a time on a scay day the gummy bear army slowly approached the fluffy bunny castle. As the gummy bears marched, they were groaning and drooling over their cake while the fluffy bunnies sat and drank tea. Meanwhile the horrid king, Fluffy-Uffy-Flufferton gave all of his subjects rainbows.

And that my friends. Is a horror story.

Some stuff

I'm excited for my brother to leave for 9 days on his search and rescue thingybuhoo... I cant think of ANYTHING else to write about... what a fail. Oh wait, here we go! Pit Bulls are big. Politicians can be stupid sometimes. Protractors are useful for measuring angles. Pears are yummier than apples. The man  was so excitingly excited he skulked around. He went in the tube yelling "ouch!" while spluttering.

And finally! A five minute freewrite
So, I leke cheese, though it isn't the best food ever, for the best food. If you consider dessert food. Is White chocolate raspbaerry cheezcake! it is so yummy, a groundhog could eat  it. hahaha. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I <3 video games and how AM I GOING TO DO THIS FOR 5 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!  OMIGOD. I am now writing without thinking of anything to write about because I m writing about what im writing about no wait that doesnt make sense fail. Now what to write. OH YEAH did you hear the one about the turkey and the elephant??? It's quite the "cluccker" hahahahaha. okay 2 min left. So how about I sing la lala lalala laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dum de dum de dum doodleeeeeD harharhar 1 minute REMAINING um so how do you people like this post. rater intersesting isinst it note i am Not correcting speling or punctation casue that is the p[point of thi