Just Kiddin' here's the best paragraph of my rewriting of a Midsummer Nights Dream:
Oberon was intensely annoyed. He was more annoyed than a red sheep, with platypus feet, a fish’s tail, a lion’s mane, and a pig’s nose… so as you can see, he was… pretty… annoyed… DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN! Anyway he called for Puck, the fairy. He was evil, eviler than a potato, eviler than a Potato LORD, EVILER THAN SNUGGLE… no… no person… place… or thing is eviler than Snuggle, The Fabric Softener Bear. When Puck arrived Oberon told him, “Find me the purple flower called Lovey Dovey Flower. For the juices of the flower will put the victim to sleep,” “PERMANANTLY!” asked Puck. “No Puck but when they awake they will fall in love with the first person or animal they see. I plan to use it on Titania so that she may fall in love with a platypus! And I can then retrieve the little Johnny FinchNugget!” “Johnny FinchNugget?” Puck asked. “That is what I plan to call him,” replied Oberon. So Puck went off to find the flower.
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