Shiny Car (Jar of Hearts Parody)

I know I can't take one more step towards you

Cause all that's waiting is regret
And don't you know I'm not your car no more
You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live
And now you want your car back

And who do you think you are
Drivin' dat shiny car
Collecting your shiny car
And tearing stuff apart
You're gonna catch a cold
Cause it's a convertible
So don't come back for me
I don't want a cold today
I hear you're asking all around
If there are any good deals anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever get hit by yo shiny car

And learn to live half alive, becasue you don't know how
And now you want a shiny car

And who do you think you are
Drivin' dat shiny car
Collecting your shiny car
And tearing stuff apart
You're gonna catch a cold
Cause it's a convertible
So don't come back for me
I don't want a cold today

Dear, it took so long just to feel alright
Remember how to put back the zap in my heart
I wish you'd missed the first time that I got squished
Cause you broke all my bones
And now you're back
You don't get to hit me again

And who do you think you are
Drivin' dat shiny car
Collecting your shiny car
And tearing stuff apart
You're gonna catch a cold
Cause it's a convertible
So don't come back for me
I don't want a cold today
Don't come back at all

And who do you think you are
Divin' dat shiny car
Collecting your shiy car
And tearing stuff apart
You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice because it's a convertible
Don't come back for me because I don't want a cold
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?



Me