CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone who eats food eats corn so everyone is corny. (lol) I went to see a movie the other day and I was struggling to choose between corn bears, corns, starcorn, nerdcorn, whoppercorn, junior corns, and sour corns. Then I went to a Sounders game the other night and I was sure not going to get battery acid. Finally did you know the meat we eat has plenty of corn stuffed inside because that's all the animals get to eat, except cows, they become slightly cannibalistic because idiots take the fat of cows and mash it into the corn, well at least they have moved on from being forced to eat other cow brains, right? Well anyway I'm going to only eat grass fed meat from now on so I hope it works out. In fact just to prove it to you, go to a grocery store and look at as many items as you want and check for these ingredients: modified starch, unmodified starch, glucose syrup, maltodextrin, ascorbic acid, crystallline fructose, lactic acid, MSG, caramel color, and xanthan gum. These are all just extra names for corn, and then obviously any product that has "corn" in the name is, duh, Corn. Anyway check my next post for my talk on non-grass fed meat.
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