Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Dang... our meat is messed up

How would you feel if every day you woke up after sleeping in a pile of manure and then you went to the trough and ate corn then  went to sleep anywhere and end up sleeping in manure. I have one word for you FEEDLOTS!
Most cows you eat are fattened up in these boring places and there is so much manure that it's probably part of the wall now. These places rarely get cleaned and the cows only get to eat corn. I like to call it cruel, unusual, and undeserved punishment.Oh and yes the awesomeness of CORN it's also indirectly in cheese, milk, and even ice cream. It's a simple process = cow eats corn, has babies, milk cow this happens because the milk comes from the food they eat so therefore there is corn in your dairy products. Ice cream uses milk so it has corn etc. Don't you love GMOs I can't wait for the corn catastrophe to happen, I mean from all the genetic modifications we have made for corn they will eventually begin to think and take over the world. After all it is everywhere Washington, Bulgaria, Singapore, Chile, even small countries like Lesotho and Luxembourg. Then we would have to unite the free non-GMO noms and rebel against the almighty Lord Corn! And if we so should succeed in this quest the corn will  be eternally banished; tied down with immovable never rusting chain on an island that is sinking ever so slowly so that the corn may feel fear! hahahahahahahahaha
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